You are a child of Thanos.
“Hear me and rejoice!”
“You have had the privilege of being saved by the American College of Cardiology and the American Heart Association. (Yeah, I know we said the same thing when we prescribed low-fat diets to decrease the risk of heart disease, but you gotta give us a pass on that one.”)
“Based on our research, we have found 100,000,000 of you are ill.”
“But we can save you, salvation is at hand.”
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